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Truth or Dare Somewhere Else..

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I got interested and you CAN'T STOP ME!!


Me: Pochy.Pocheeeee.Pocheeeeeeeeee.

Pochoma: What?

Me: Pocheeeeeeeeeee.Pocheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.POCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Pochoma: WHAT WHAT WHAT.DO.YOU.WAAAAAAAANT?!

Me: Let's play truth or dare!

Pochoma: *sarcastically*Yeeeaaah,and while you're at it,how about you get all your other characters to play toooo?

Me: Ha ha,very foony.They already agreed,now...PLAY WITH US.

Pochoma: ....NO.

Me: ....The most sane one gets a one year supply of yaoi.

Pochoma: *nosebleed*DEAL.

LATER...

Kimow: Masturrr..

Me: Yesss?

Everycharacter: WHAT ARE WE DOING???

Me: Truth or Dare.

Everycharacter: Oh,ok.

Me: OK,Nakuno,would you like to spin the bottle?

Nakuno: He he,surrre.

*spins bottle*

*stops at Boris*

Boris: Oh boy....I'm scared...

Nakuno: I dare YOU to hug the next person the bottle stops at.*Boris and him are Best friends so he wouldn't hurt him*

Pochoma: Who?

Me: Iron's giving you a fox.

Pochoma: Oh hello there,when did you get here?

Boris: .....i've been here since master pulled us in this room....it's rather crowded.

*Nakuno spins bottle*

*Stops at Nakuno*

Nakuno: Bro hug! :0)

Boris: OK!<: )*relieved*

Me: I brought some snaaacks~*accidentally pushes Nakuno*WHOOPS!

Nakuno: *falls ontop of Boris and accidentally kisses him*

Boris: *blushing embarrassed*

Me and Pochoma: *nosebleed*

Pocoma: THHIS IS WRONG.MY-MY BROTHER KI-KISSED BORIS.NOO!I SHOULDN'T BE HAVING A BLOODLOSS!!!

Jackie: *Mutters to Balfy*Yeah well there is another couple WORSE than this.Gweshin and I caused some BAD LUCK for some people playing Truth or Dare.We saw Iron and Blade...

Pochoma: *Hears the beginning and gets interested*

Balfy: You really are horrible,you know that?

Jackie: But you love me for it,riight??~

Balfy: *Disgusted*

Pochoma: WHAT.TELL ME MORE.

Jackie: Like I'd tell YOU.

Me: *whipsers to Kimow* I know what happened,I'm glad Pochy hasn't asked me yet...

Pochoma: TELL MEEEEE.

Me: OH LOOK,IT'S YOUR TURN.

*Pochoma spins bottle*

*Stops at me*

Pochoma: I dare you to TELL ME.

Me: ........

.....
......
ALRIGHT I'LL SAY IT.
IRON AND BLADE,
THEY
KISSED!!

Pochoma:


What?*leaves and comes back with a picture*So Blade is a homo...

*goes all blushy and gooey and happy* Ne-Ne~!That means I'm in love with a homo~
That means I could pair him with ANY ONE!TO-TO~!NE-NE THIS SO GREAT!!!

*then goes all evil* I'll NEVER let him LIVE.THIS.DOWN.*leaves while laughing maniacally*


Me: ......I think that's enough truth or dare for today..

Everyone especially Nakuno and Boris: YES.
Inspirationally sorta yaoi
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KATIIIEEEE!!! YOU DID THE CRACK PAIRING AGAIN!!!

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