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PoCHoMA(pastw/herdaddy):Look!I got the new game release of Mario Kart Wii!Now with research i can change its language text from jap to english!

Daddy:Orly?Let me see(accidently drops it)oops...


PoCHoMA:AIYAA!AIYAAA!*mercilessy hits him w/her game*YOU BROKE IT!!YOU BROKE IT!!!AND IT HAD A CARROT PEN W/IT HAD A MUSHROOM!!AIYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Daddy:I get it i get it!(getting smacked mercilessy w/game)it's my fault!it's my fault!


PoCHoMA:Nowfixit.(pissed)


Daddy:(looks inside game and the disk doesn't even have a scratch on it!)It's fine!


PoCHoMA:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!(grabs game and disk and goes to room)


Daddy:...(looks down)how is that possible?


Meirade(now):Look daddy,my mom got me a fat,green penguin from Japan!Isn't adorable?


Blade(daddy):Orly?How nice,let me see it.


Nakonu(big bro who i changed name):don't hurt it in any way,dude.

Blade:(accidently drops it)sorry 'bout that,Mei..let me--


Meirade:AIYAAA!AIYAA!!(smacking dad mercilessy w/doll)YOU BROKE HIM!YOU BROKE HIM!HE EVEN HAD A BOWTIE!!AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


Blade:i get it!i get it!it's my fault!(getting smacked w/doll)it's my fault!


Meirade(pissed):fixit.

Blade:(holds penguin and puts back the bowtie one it realizing the stitches weren't even worn out)...It's fixed..


Meirade:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(grabs her bro and penguin and take them to her room to play dolly)

Blade:(looks down)...why do i feel like someone has gone through this as a dad?
Dads are wussies compared to 5 year old girlsXD
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Oh my poor Bladie XD