Patchy Bio

Name: Longwei Patchis Masse

Nicknames: Waifuu,(by me <3)Patchy,(used by everyone~)Otaku-san(used by Blaine?)

Pronunciations: Whatever you want

Gender: Male o_o(are you questioning Pochy's gender?)

Species: Human

Age: 18(woah...)

Birthday: March 24(Aries)

City or Town of Birth: Patchy: In PONYVILLE,of course!=v=

Currently Lives: In a house.with his little sister.and his brofriend.

Height: 5'4

Weight: He is sooo flexible

Hair Color: He doesn't care if someone finds out about his real hair colors.It's chocolate
brown,but you rarely see it,because he's always wearing a wig(always different)

Eye Color: Green

Skin Color: Peach

Personality:

-Tries his best to impress everyone
-Outgoing
-.....Different to say the least
-A good friend
-Very Lazy
-Plays Video Games All Day
-Awkward
-Very Original
-Extremely Smart
-Oblivious
-Lacks Common Sense
-Just some weird otaku
-Expresses his happiness
-Open to everyone

Likes:  Anything that reminds him of his favorite fandoms like: Vocaloid,MLP,Hetalia,etc.

Loves: People who wear fox,Cat,Dog or rabbit ear-bands,Foxes,Cats,Dogs,Rabbits,Sakura,His closet full of his clothes and outfits,Cosplaying,Getting stalked by Blaine,Blaine

Hates: When the people he dislike are not wearing ear-bands so he can actually like them


Fears/Phobias:
He's too oblivious and dense to get scared by stuff.

Favorite: Green

Hobbies: Cosplaying,Playing Video Games,Sleeping,Singing when no one's around,hanging out with Blaine and/or Kimero,being lazy Patchy: Being lazy is HAAAARD.

He's an omnivore

Favorite Food: Pockies

Favorite Drink: Vodka with pockies in it

Peaceful or Aggressive Attitude: Neither.He's sorta in between.Unless somehow,in a rare event you DO get him angry,well...hey!He IS a genderbent POCHY.

Parents Name: Dunno yet

Are parents alive or dead: Dunno

Best Friend: Kimero

Pets: Boresis(a transforming rabbit)

Voice:

A mix between Josh Jepson and PEWDIEPIE : )


Relations:

Sakura-Family Love-He loves his sister very much,and Sakura cares for him.But she worries for him,cuz she doesn't want him to get fat and have no girlfriend so most of the time she's cold towards him. More-so now that they found out Patchy's a second older than her.

Me-likes/awkward-He thinks I'm pretty cool.Kinda clingy and creepy,but alright.He always
feels embarrassed whenever I call him my "Waifuu" cuz then he feels he has to call me "Hus-oo-band-u"

Irene-Neutral-Meh.He doesn't like her,but he doesn't HATE her..however,he always insists she wears one of his ear-bands in order for him to have a "normal" conversation with her.

Blaine-Loves-It all started when he found her on a tree watching him.He closed the window
and covered it with sheets.He then remembered that he forgot to put a sign up for her.It
read: "Call me~<3 (insert phone number)"After reading this,she called him on her cell.Responded by Patchy answering: "I knew you call~".They then got more and more into a relationship.Blaine being the stalker,and Patchy being the otaku.He always says: "I want to marry her~" after she leaves.

Famous Quotes:
"I knew you'd call~"
"Busy.About to get rid of the dragon that inhabits Roris village."
"Being lazy is HAARD."
"You have to wear these.You.Have.TO."
"I-It's not like I like you or anything...dummy.*proceeds to laugh with Blaine*
"Five more minutes.."
"My Asgardian pony won the pretty princess award..*sleeps some more*"

Fun Facts-
-He usually roleplays with Blaine once a week.
-Exaggerates a lot of stuff.
-He makes the little things sound very important.
-He might hurt your feelings and might not know about it.
-He's my waifuu^3^